Lyrics
The Bearded Jew
You know essentially, your beard is just a rug on your face
A beard’s nothing more than a rug on my face, a rug on my face, a rug on my face
A beard’s nothing more than a rug on my face, a rug on my face, a rug on your face
A rug on my face, this is how it has been, for five bearded years, maybe bearded ten
Got a better beard than Thor and his homies, putting lumberjacks to shame they tell stories
I get compliments everywhere I go, every single guy, every single ho
Asking about how I keep it so nice, how I keep it so clean, so full so tight
I usually don’t like to share my secrets, but these beats are dropping like bombs
I’m feeling ready to share my tactics, all you need’s a comb
Every other day you condition your beard, you condition your beard, you condition your beard
Every other day you condition your beard, you condition your beard, you condition your beard
And clean it, and trim it, then clean and trim it like you mean it
And clean it, and trim it, then clean and trim it like you mean it
You’re looking so slick with that rug on your face, that rug on your face, that rug on your face
You’re looking so slick with that rug on your face, that rug on your face, that rug on your face
Ri Caragol
Afeitatela, trimeatela, acicalatela (Shave it, trim it, groom it)
The Bearded Jew
A beard’s nothing more than a rug on your face, a rug on your face, a rug on my face
A beard’s nothing more than a rug on my face, a rug on your face, a rug on my face
A beard’s nothing more than a rug on your face, a rug on your face, a rug on my face
Ri Caragol
UNA BARBA! (A BEARD!)
The Bearded Jew
A beard’s nothing more than a rug on my face, a rug on your face, a rug on my face
Ri Caragol
El Judio Barbudo (The Bearded Jew)
El que quizo y pudo (The one who wanted and could)
El que no necesita (The one who doesn’t need)
Ni espada ni escudo (Neither sword nor shield)
Con su barba rojiza (With his reddish beard)
El judio hipnotiza (The Jew hypnotizes)
Mientras su pelaje frontal (While his frontal fur)
Se mueve en la brisa (Moves in the breeze)
Las chicas los adoran (The girls adore him)
Las chicas lo alaban (The girls praise him)
Su barba Vikinga (His Viking beard)
A veces la lava (Sometimes he washes it)
La peina la brilla (He combs it, he shines it)
Sin Armor All (Without Armor All)
En los dias de invierno (On winter days)
El te da sol (He gives you sun)
La gente calienta (People warm up)
La gente revienta (People burst)
Con su barba violenta (With his violent beard)
Tu libido aumenta (Your libido increases)
Entrando en escena (Entering the scene)
La gente comenta (People comment)
Queesabarba la belleza fomenta (That beard promotes beauty)
La asicala la peina (He grooms it, he combs it)
Y la trata bien (And treats it well)
En los libros de barba se lleva un 100 (In beard books he gets a 100)
Sus patillas se alargan (His sideburns lengthen)
Hasta que llegan al centro (Until they reach the center)
su quijada se esconde (His jaw hides)
Por un momento (For a moment)
El pelo ya crece (The hair is already growing)
Y le tapa el rostro (And covers his face)
Balla mi pana (Dance my friend)
Es que esa barba un mostro (It's that this beard is a monster)
El judio barbudo aja (The Bearded Jew aha)
El judio barbudo si si (The Bearded Jew yes yes)
El judio barbudo aja (The Bearded Jew aha)
El judio barbudo si si (The Bearded Jew yes yes)
Te quedo de show la barba, David, Te quedo de show... (Your beard turned out great, David, it turned out great...)
The Bearded Jew
You’re looking so slick with that rug on your face, that rug on your face, that rug on your face
You’re looking so slick with that rug on your face, that rug on your face, that rug on your face
It’s just a little bit of shag carpet, A little bit of shag carpet on your chin, on your cheeks
Bearded Jew Out
This is The Bearded Jew with Ri Caragol dropping the beats
Ri Caragol
Melaza (Sweet)
The Bearded Jew
God bless America
All of that was useable